To: the universe
From: you know who
Re: my needs, for once, for crying out loud.
Please remit one Vespa of vintage (1964-1974) to the above address upon receipt. Black, red, and silver are preferred colors, but alternatives will be evaluated on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Applicants may report to The Shed Door, between the hours of 3 and 7 pm. Tea will be served. Dress snappy.