Does anyone need a sticker peeled off?
Or an itch scratched?
Or perhaps a tricky little knot pried loose?
Well too bad.
Because I just filed my nails right down to the quick, and that is always when I need to do those things.
On the bright side, I am now primed and ready for:
playing a little ragtime piano
thrumming my fingers in an expression of ennui
pleasuring the ladies in a special way
BUT since I would be more surprised than I can possibly say to be called on to perform any of those duties, I am left simply wondering why I got so damn carried away with the nail file.
IT'S JUST BEST TO BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING I GUESS.