I guess I do sort of live in paradise.
Went for an impromptu stroll along the jetty today with a friend -- I think it's morally reprehensible to live amid all this beauty and only rarely soak it in. Which makes me a criminal, but makes most of the people I'm surrounded by hardened felons.
By which I mean to say, I may suck, but I suck less than most.
I should translate that into Latin and put it on my family crest.