Here's a brief sampling of what it's like to live inside my mind the last couple of days:
What a beautiful day it is!
Sunshine is STUPID.
You're the greatest co-worker ever in the world!
Why is everybody here such an IDIOT all the time?
I am so lucky.
I'm so sleepy, I need to nap for three days.
Let's go play!
Sometimes I think I should quarantine myself for the good of the planet.
Then I think, screw you all! You deserve me!
Maybe I should take that nap.